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💙 “GOUT DICK” Crop Tee – Inspired by Lisa Barlow ... BC not all receipts need

$20.00Price

Our “GOUT DICK” crop tee takes a legendary BravoTV moment and turns it into wearable sass. Inspired by the queen of Salt Lake City herself — Lisa Barlow — this shirt is equal parts attitude and inside joke for the Bravo-obsessed.Made for the unapologetic, fun-loving, thirsty-for-everything babe who doesn’t just watch Bravo… she lives it.

 

Whether you’re binge-watching RHOSLC, gossiping with your besties, or just being iconic at brunch, this tee says you’ve got taste, timing, and the best one-liners in town.

 

Details:

  • Soft premium cotton blend

  • Cropped fit for that effortless cool vibe

  • Bright blue “no” circle graphic over bold white text

  • Inspired by Lisa Barlow’s unforgettable BravoTV moment

  • Designed by Thirsty Bitch — for babes who crave more from life

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