Public Service Announcement, Babe. Wash Yer Cooter

Let’s normalize saying the obvious.
The Wash Yer Cooter™ Signature Crop is Thirsty Bitch’s unapologetic, tongue-in-cheek reminder that basic hygiene is not optional. Inspired by real life, real thoughts, and moments we’ve all experienced (especially in public restrooms), this tee says what everyone’s thinking — so you don’t have to.
 
Designed in our signature bold, all-caps lettering and available in Charcoal Grey or White, this crop is equal parts funny, fearless, and confidence-forward. It’s not mean — it’s a reminder. And honestly? Someone had to say it.
 
Wear it as a joke.
Wear it as a statement.
Wear it because clean girls run the world.
Because at Thirsty Bitch, we believe: If it needs to be said...say it anyway. 😈